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*NODS* YES YOU AGREE, SO LET'S CONTINUE.
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John is like a godly combination of hair, face, eyes, nose and ears.
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Look at him in this moody black and white photo.
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It wasn't even important to this photographer who else was there, because John was only thing that mattered.
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*Ponders what is wrong with this man*
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Have you ever known someone to have such a wonderful beard?
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But also a flawless mustache...
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AND ADDITIONALLY, A BEAUTIFUL SHAVED FACE?
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He's so tall and handsome.
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LIKE, LITERALLY. Even IMDB thinks so, AND THEY ARE A WEBSITE WITH NO HUMAN EMOTION.
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Oh is it time for a photo with his shirt sticking to his body? WISH GRANTED:
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Not enough? Here's the top of his chest:
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He loves dogs. And I'm sure dogs love him too.
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One perfect photo coming right up!!!
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In this one his eyes are blinded by the heavenly rays shining down upon him.
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Here's him breathing in our planet's air to feed his probably good looking lungs.
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I haven't even mentioned this whole time how funny he is. Look at him funnily sitting on his toilet without pants.
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And this apple is in dreamland right now LOL:
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He loves sports. He's a total sport-head.
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And he's amazing at singing seductively.
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Case closed, he's wonderful.
