A Water Bottle Being Held By Chris Pratt Had The Best Day Of Its Life

    And now RIP.

    HI MY NAME IS WATER BOTTLE AND I JUST HAD THE BEST DAY EVER LET ME TELL U ABOUT IT.

    CHRIS PRATT WALKED AROUND WITH ME IN HIS HAND.

    IT WAS AN ADVENTURE BECAUSE I WAS HELD BY HIM.

    LOOK AT HIS BIG HANDS WRAP AROUND ME AND SQUEEZE ME AND HOLD ME.

    LOOK HOW HE IS AT PEACE WHEN HE IS WITH ME.

    I GOT TO STARE AT HIS BUTT TOO.

    IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, I CAN DIE NOW. GOODBYE.