YO YO YO, It's D.J. T-SWIFTY on the 1s and 2s!
READY TO BOOK FOR ALL YOUR DJing NEEDS:
IS A GREAT DJ, Will ROCK your party!!!
D.J. SWIFTY SPECIALIZES IN SONGS!
D.J. SWIFTY WILL BRING HER FRIENDS TO YOUR PARTY, SUCH AS: the guy from Mumford and Sons with his wife Carey Mulligan!
ALSO FRANK OCEAN. WAIT, GET BACK TO DJing. More DJing!!!
GOOD. And Ellie Goulding TOO!
THE END.
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