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    Indisputable Proof That Ben Stiller Has Turned Into A Stone Cold Fox

    Don't hold back your feelings, it's OK to be attracted to Ben Stiller.

    At some point in Ben Stiller's life he went from being just a funny guy...

    TO A SERIOUSLY FOXY FUNNY GUY.

    It was surprising.

    Shocking almost.

    He has aged like a block of cheese. The kind of cheese that tastes better as it gets older and more mature.

    The kind of cheese you want to sit with at a basketball game.

    The kind of cheese you want to row a boat with.

    Maybe you weren't ready to experience this rush of feelings you suddenly had for the cheese.

    Was this OK? Was it normal?? Am I alone in my thoughts and feelings? These were the questions you asked yourself at night.

    And the answer is yes, it's OK. Yes It's normal. And no, you are not alone.

    Just look at him in this tiny boat.

    And wearing these glasses:

    And paddle boarding with a headband pushing his silver hair back.

    When his hair is long/scruffy things get even more intense.

    Is it possible that this is the same man...

    ...as this man?

    Take a seat, because yes, it's possible. It's the truth. It's REALITY. THIS IS LIFE.

    Let's not forget about the presence of his bulging muscles.

    Which gleam and glisten like they are lighting up a dark room.

    And his skirt only helps to enhance his physique.

    And finally, he's the pancake guy. And Pancake guys are always hot.

    The End. Case Closed. Evidence Proved.