The 19 Greatest Things From Verne Troyer's Twitter

    Verne Troyer is my new favorite twitter account. #FF @VerneTroyer.

    1. When he met Kristen Stewart:

    2. When he rode in the bone crusher:

    3. When he posed with a lemon the size of his head:

    4. When he lifted these weights like it was no big thang:

    5. When he wasn't sure if he met Eric Roberts or Mickey Rourke:

    6. When he posed with Thor:

    7. When he cuddled with this stuffed kangaroo:

    8. When he was like "Is this thing working?!" and then took a selfie:

    9. This #TBT pic:

    10. When he pretended he was luggage:

    11. And the other time he pretended to be a CHESS PIECE!!!

    12. When he THREATENED TAYLOR LAUTNER (Jk):

    13. When he wore this sweet ass cat shirt:

    14. That time he wore this wig:

    15. This pic with J. LO:

    16. When he called this naked statue "his man":

    17. That time he dared someone to drink a cup of HOT SAUCE!! (AND HE DID IT!)

    18. When this selfie pic with Vanilla Ice happened:

    19. And that time he was like "Aaahhhhhhh!"