Before we get started, just look at these. They may just be all the proof you need:
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Now, let's take a step back to a much simpler time. Let's go back when Joe had the best pouting face ever:
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Like, damn, look at that POUT.
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Pout not good enough? Here, have a BERET:
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He was a very sassy child...
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So adorable it made his hat spin.
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But he aged like fine wine:
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And became the master of the selfie. For instance, feast your eyes on the "Butt Selfie":
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The "Freaking Out at the Oscars With D-Raddz Selfie":
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The "Mumford and Sons Selfie":
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The "Sad Child with a Red Balloon Selfie":
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The "Empty Theater Selfie":
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The "Computer Lab Selfie":
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And the "Dudes Doing Manual Labor in the Background Selfie":
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Now, let's talk about forearms:
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And we can't not mention the biceps/chest region:
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Basically, he's a ninja:
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He's so sharply dressed that nature tries to imitate him:
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And knows how to handle the paparazzi perfectly.
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He was appointed President Obama's "secretary of facial expressions:"
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Also, he looks great in anything. Whether it be women's underwear...
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And no one, male or female, has pulled off pigtails as well as he has since this picture was taken:
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He's friends with the boss.
And enjoys a martini with him from time to time:
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He's an excellent hugger.
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And an excellent...uhh...
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Not convinced yet? Have you SEEN this picture??
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Or this one of him laughing about playing on the beach with a suit on?!
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What about this one of him struggling to stay warm in a room that was probably very well heated???
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What about this one of him wearing a T-shirt on the red carpet? It's a red carpet! IT'S NOT FOR T-SHIRTS!
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Or this GIF of him getting a kiss on the cheek???
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Or even this one of him defending Comic-Con from invisible ghosts only he can see???
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In conclusion, you either want to date him or be him.
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And if you're still not convinced, well, then, bye!