My boyfriend at the time and I were on a camping trip along the Blue Ridge parkway in NC. Like typical college students we managed our time poorly and didn't make it to our reserved campsite before the park gates closed. Luckily we caught the park ranger on his way out and he told…Â
I was getting out of my car at a gas station when the man at the pump next to me goes "Whoa! Open your door slowly so you don't bang it on the pole." I then maintained eye contact and flung my door open as fast and far as I could, it didn't hit the pole.
Once my brother asked me what size pants I wear and I said "4," and he said "4 of what?!" Hilarious but also kind of sad that most women's pants aren't based off actual measurements...
While spending the night at my boyfriends apartment I unsuspectingly went to the bathroom at 3am and ended up having the worst food poisoning of my life. At first it was just diarrhea but it got so much worse. I filled their wastebasket wth puke and clogged their toilet, simultaneously.…Â
I go on Instagram to look at epic nature pictures. I tell myself there's no way I can hike all those mountains and kayak all those rivers if I'm out of shape!
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