This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    The (Non)definitive Guide To Yiddish

    Sometimes you just need Yiddish to really get the job done. Don't be a shtik fleisch mit tzvei eigen!

    1.

    "Oy gevalt, Anne. Oy gevalt."

    2.

    "Zug gornisht! They can hear you."

    3.

    "Ron Burgundy fancies himself a big macher."

    4.

    5.

    "Oh boo hoo. What a groyser kunt."

    6.

    "A shaynem dank dir im pupik, Santa."

    7.

    "Oy gevalt, Kim. Don't let that Kris make an agunah out of you!"

    8.

    "A broooooooookh!"

    9.

    "Jude Law, dibst a manipulative, cheating shtick drek."

    10.

    "Was he really shtupping all of them?!? What bobkes (nonsense)!"

    11.

    "A choleryeh af dir, you back-stabbing shtick drek."

    12.

    "Of course they'll keep shtupping around! After all, a chazer bleibt a chazer."

    13.

    "Oy vey, buddy. We're seriously ahf tzuris."

    14.

    "Woah, he is one badass alter kocker."

    15.

    "That Dowager Countess is one serious balabusta."

    16.

    "Shtup Ryan Gosling in a movie? Ot azoy!"

    17.

    "Doctor, you're a true balnes! This liquid facelift makes me look 10 years younger!"

    18.

    19.

    "You left me bubpkis? What a stingy ben zona!"

    20.

    "Can't you see I'm in crisis? Your girl problems are drek ahf a shpendel."

    21.

    "OMG. What a shtik fleisch mit tzvei eigen!"

    22.

    23.

    MAZEL TOV!