1.
"What am I even doing with my life?"
2.
"Just like... what am I even gonna be when I grow up?"
3.
"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN SO MUCH?"
4.
"Why can't I just lay around all day, huh? Why isn't that socially acceptable?"
5.
"WHY ARE THERE RESPONSIBILITIES?"
7.
"What if all I ever amount to is someone who is just good at using his tongue?"
8.
"What... what is my five-year plan even?"
9.
"What's wrong with just dressing up and having fun?"
10.
"Just... what is even happening with my life?"
11.
"When did I grow up?"
12.
"Why aren't I just a kid?"
13.
"Why can't I just eat for a living?"
14.
"Why did I even get a history degree anyway?"
15.
"Why can't I just sleep right now and think about life later?"
16.
"WHY AM I EVEN AN ADULT?"
17.
"I DON'T WANT TO BE A GROWN-UP."
19.
"I don't even know what a 401(k) is."
20.
"Since... since when am I supposed to even know what I'm doing with my life?"
21.
"You know what... I can't even think about it right now."
22.
"Screw it. Just gonna chill and figure this shit out later."