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In Appreciation Of Mozzarella Sticks

The only food you really need ever for the rest of your life.

Let's get right down to business: Mozzarella sticks are AMERICA.

Cheese. Deep Fried. As a stick.

Pretty much everything you need all in one food.

Melty AND crunchy.

Deep fried to a mouth-watering golden brown.

AMAZING even when they're disgustingly bad.

Because CHEESE.

Deep fried, gooey, melt-in-your-mouth CHEESE.

AS A STICK.

A dippable, dunkable, deep-fried STICK.

OF GREASY CHEESE.

The ONLY food you will EVER need.

CHEESE STICKS.

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