Back in November, Twitter user @JagChaggarTutis tweeted the following picture of Harry Styles apparently peeing into a bush with his pants all the way down. The internet just discovered it yesterday and has a lot of questions.
@Harry_Styles @onedirection Remember this Harry? Lol - The Good old days! #jokes #sweet #peaches #harrystyles
The following are all appropriate questions to ask after viewing this image:
1. Why is Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
2. Why does Harry Styles pull his pants down past his knees when peeing into a bush?
3. Why is Harry Styles' butt only 50% of the width of his entire backside?
4. How is Harry Styles able to keep pants on with a butt that basically doesn't physically exist?
5. What was Harry Styles doing before peeing into a bush with his pants down?
6. Who is taking this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
7. Whose bushes is Harry Styles peeing into with his pants down?
8. Why am I looking at this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
Presumably upon discovering that the internet had seen his tush, Harry Styles tweeted the following:
Mix-A-Lot's in trouble.
The following are all appropriate questions to ask upon reading this tweet:
1. Why does Harry Styles think Mix-A-Lot is in trouble?
2. Is Mix-A-Lot in trouble because Harry Styles' butt is so shockingly and disappointingly small that he feels the need to warn Mix-A-Lot of the shock he'll receive upon seeing it?
3. Why doesn't Harry Styles address his elder Mix-A-Lot with the formal "sir"?
4. Does Harry Styles actually have any idea what's going on and is this tweet even in reference to peeing in a bush with his butt out at all?
5. Why am I still reading about Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his butt out?
Upon being summoned by the mere mention of his name, Sir Mix-A-Lot expressed his skepticism over the reveal of Harry Styles' tiny butt.
@Harry_Styles is that really you? Nah
Then he started to wonder whose bushes Harry Styles was actually peeing in with his butt out.
“@That1DWWUpdate: @Harry_Styles u have a cute bum ”. Who's bushes you peeing in? Classic!!!
And THEN, Sir Mix-A-Lot claimed they were HIS bushes that Harry Styles was peeing into with his butt out.
@That1DWWUpdate @Harry_Styles oh wait.... That's my house!! Those are my bushes!!
Finally, Sir Mix-A-Lot had to clarify that he was not, in fact, the source of this image of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down.
@freakingniall I was not the source of the Harry Butt shots I swear. LOL
...And also that he was trying to limit "spreading."
@heidichuckles @Harry_Styles Im trying limit the spreading.
In conclusion, here's Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down one more time.
God bless.