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    The 21 Most Majestic Things That Happen During A Lorde Concert

    May the Lorde be with you.

    1. There's the angelic moment when Lorde rises from the Earth and ascends to her microphone like a great majestic swan gliding across a silky lake.

    2. She grasps her microphone with a wrist wrapped in precious metals, takes a deep, soulful breath and prepares to unleash her heavenly aura upon the crowd.

    3. And then the microphone reaches her lips and her voice rings out, piercing your soul, reaching the very depths of your existence.

    4. There's the moment when her hair becomes its own magnificent being, wielding its body like a dragon whipping a mighty sword.

    5. There's the moment her hair literally takes control of its host, feeding from her energy...

    6. Moving her body in ways that only a majestic, heavenly head of hair can...

    7. It's visible from miles away, a presence unto itself, a site of great magic and wonder.

    8. There is every moment when her hair illuminates from within and shines with the brightness of a mystic, silvery moon.

    9. There is every luxuriant wisp of hair, flowing like a soft whisper, lustrous and alive, draping about her shoulders like a royal shawl made of precious furs.

    10. There's the moment when the earthly spirits take control of Lorde's body and she becomes a mere vessel to their whims.

    11. Her body moves and shakes and seizes with the spirits.

    12. She gives in to their power completely, letting her body move as the spirits move.

    13. There's the moment when Lorde herself can barely handle the energy, exhausted, she lies down like a calm leaf that's journeyed from the highest branch and landed softly on the grass below.

    14. And then she rises once again, emboldened by the wind, her voice rising in strength, her vocal muscles gently lifting you above yourself.

    15. There's the moment when her hair rages with strength, storming against her earthly being, fighting against the night sky.

    16. There are all the calm moments in between, when her voice swims softly from between her blackened lips and caresses your face, your arms, your cheeks.

    17. There's the moment when it seems Lorde will lift her arms and fly away, clutching you gently in her talons below, taking you to a mystical land far away.

    18. And the moment when it seems she will simply burst into white flames, her body engulfed in magic and mystery and wonder.

    19. And then, when it's nearly over, there is the calm that settles all around you while Lorde guides you into a state of peace and beauty.

    20. And finally, the moment when it ends, and you can feel her energy inside you, her positive spirit, her very grace and wonder lifting you to a better place, fulfilling your deepest dreams and desires.

    And then, of course, there is the beautiful moment when it's all over and Lorde is in her pajamas and everything is just as perfect as it should be.

    THANKYOU LOLLA I LAV YOU LEMME LICK YOUR FACE