This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 16, 201412 Things You've Probably Never Seen In A Pet Store (But Wish You Did!)It's like a zoo in here!by Matthew YoungCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This isn't what he meant when he told everyone he was a "chick magnet" 2. Here's a turtle running a bit late for an 8-year-old's birthday party. 3. A small pup drinking his woes away 4. I didn't know pet stores sold life-size models of "The Three Cabelleros" 5. Recreating classic children's stories since 1993 (as evidenced by his tie-dye shirt) 6. He likes picking out his own chew toys... 7. Or causing mayhem wherever he goes! 8. We should really keep the catnip away from this one 9. The most flirtatious gecko you'll ever meet 10. This misleading pet store door 11. "What was in that water dispenser last night?" 12. "Thank you for shopping at Pets Co. Have a nice day!"