1. You're a pro at commanding the room.
2. And talent management is your strongest suit.
3. You understand the pitfalls of not being punctual.
4. You're like a method actor, molding your body to accomplish your career goals.
5. And you will go far to achieve them.
6. But it's okay because you're knowledgable about holistic nutrition.
7. Yet you reserve the right to devour pre-packaged chocolate pudding.
8. You're on top of your colleagues' social calendars as well as your own.
9. Because you're great at small talk.
10. You have a deep comprehension of your company's brand.
11. You're great at eliminating distractions.
12. And you can wisely delegate tasks (as well as blame.)
13. You're one to fiercely uphold office hierarchies.
14. And you're more than happy to be at the beck and call of your superiors.
15. You have your co-workers' backs when it comes to accessories.
16. But not as much when it comes to their emotional well-being.
17. Because you enjoy the occasional dose of schadenfreude.
18. You'd rather walk a mile in your Louboutins than deign to ride the subway.
19. But you probably don't look both ways before crossing the street.
20. At the end of the day, illness and possibly death won't stop you from getting shit done.
21. You're an Emily Charlton and you love coming in to work 24/7.
22. Because, after all, a million girls would kill for your job.
