I once brought a guy back to mine after a night out. We were both drunk af, him more so. We started 'getting down', when suddenly he stops me and says:
"I know you're thinking about her!"
[puzzled] "Who?!"
"Effy!"
[more puzzled] "Effy who?!"
"Effy from skins, you have a poster of…Â
My best friend had left her ID at home, so she attempted to use a burger.
She the sat in the middle of the road and refused to get up. Alcohol may have been involved.
My best friend had left her ID at home, so attempted to use a burger.
She then sat in the middle of the road and refused to get up. Alcohol may have been involved.
Anne Widdecombe came to speak at my lefty-liberal school in Cheltenham for a debate, around 2006. She is Catholic, and started spouting her 'lovely' views about gay marriage. The floor was opened up to the audience for questions, and I flung my hand up in the air. As a well known…Â
I always loved the scene where Buffy is crowned class protector.
She works so hard to keep everyone safe, sacrificing her own life time and again (metaphorically and literally), and she never thought anyone even noticed what she did for them.
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