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Despite the long history of comics, no one has yet to invent a better storage method than longboxes
2.
If you are unlucky, your comic book shop looks like a dungeon
3.
And the owner of that dungeon is a rude, supercilious jerk
4.
It is often difficult to explain your collection to your friends
6.
You forget to cancel a title long after it has jumped the shark
7.
The companies are always trying to gouge you with fancy new covers or holograms
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Or killing off beloved heroes as a sales driving device rather than using it to further a story
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Or pushing characters down your throat that no one cares about
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And if you stop collecting for even a second, you will be completely lost as your favorite character is no longer recognizable
11.
But despite the constant embarrassment...
12.
There are still some books produced each year...
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Which let you proudly stand up and state that you are a huge comic book fan
