1.
Anakin Skywalker: The kid who rides his scooter up and down the hallway of your apartment building at 7AM
2.
JarJar Binks: The friend who you made first semester in college and then spent the next four years trying to ditch
3.
Jabba the Hutt: Your student loan debt collector who calls you twice a day
4.
Princess Amidala: The cute girl from your English Lit. class who turns out to be as boring as paste
5.
Max Rebo: The guy who asks for "ten more minutes" at open mic night
6.
Han Solo: The guy who bullied you in High School who now works at Costco
7.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Your slightly out there Yoga instructor
8.
Admiral Ackbar: Your student guidance counselor who keeps insisting you visit colleges in Ohio
9.
Salacious B. Crumb: The creepy guy you think is following you down the subway platform
10.
C-3PO: The waiter at the fancy restaurant who enjoys correcting your pronunciation of the wine list
11.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The old guy who is confused by the lines at the DMV
12.
Princess Leia - The girl you have been ordering coffee from for two years and has never smiled once
13.
Count Dooku: The history teacher who gave you a failing grade on a paper even though you had to deal with a family emergency
14.
Nien Nunb: Your last resort prom date
15.
Wicket W. Warrick: Your nephew who never puts his toys away and kicks you in the shins when his parents aren't looking
16.
Bib Fortuna: The guy who sold you your first car promising that it gets "great gas mileage"
17.
Jet Tono Porkins: The pit master at your local BBQ joint who always makes sure you get a bonus side
18.
Darth Vader: Your landlord who promised to fix your toilet three weeks ago but you are too afraid to push the issue
19.
Luke Skywalker: Your colleague who is constantly brown nosing your boss
20.
Emperor Palpatine: Your spouse's slightly racist grandfather who never fails to mention that he has a huge gun collection
