Things You Have A Better Chance At Than Winning The Lottery (Sorry)

your chances of winning the lottery are 18 million to 1, that's not so bad right?

1. Being considered that you're possessed by Satan

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7,000 to 1

(2,500 times more likely)

2. Being randomly declared dead by a Social Security data entry mistake

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23,483 to 1

(767 times more likely)

3. Being a Yankees fan

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10 to 1

(1,800,000 times more likely)

4. Being able to date a supermodel

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88,000 to 1

(205 times more likely)

5. Becoming President of the United States

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10,000,000 to 1

(1.8 times more likely)

6. Being injured by a toilet seat

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10,000 to 1

( 1,800,000 times more likely)

7. Being on a plane with a drunken pilot

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117 to 1

(153,000 times more likely)

8. Becoming rich through Antiques Roadshow

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60,000 to 1

(300 times more likely)

9. Seeing a UFO

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3,000,000 to 1

(6 times more likely)

10. Being an Astronaut

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13,200,000 to 1

(1.36 times more likely)