UPDATE
@michaelhayes Mike hire me, I am willing to be martyred for buzzfeed
your dad
@Dads_Secret
@michaelhayes Mike hire me, I am willing to be martyred for buzzfeed
Following speculation that the social media editor is dead, Twitter pro Dad has offered to risk life and limb and lay down his life if necessary to become BuzzFeed's new social shaman. This is bravery.
His follow-up questions have been impressive, too.
@michaelhayes Did I get the big Job?
@michaelhayes Did I get the big Job?-- your dad
@michaelhayes do you guys validate parking?
@michaelhayes do you guys validate parking?-- your dad
@michaelhayes wow that is great news. Do you drug test? and is it okay if I leave early on thursdays to take my kid to Karate
@michaelhayes wow that is great news. Do you drug test? and is it okay if I leave early on thursdays to take my kid to Karate-- your dad
Besides his resume being DYNAMITE, he's also pretty real on Twitter.
i relate with the angry chef in Action movies that yells when the chase scene runs through his kitchen, he just wants to cook, no nonsense
i relate with the angry chef in Action movies that yells when the chase scene runs through his kitchen, he just wants to cook, no nonsense-- your dad
Sex has absolutely nothing to do with love. I know this because I have never had sex with pizza
Sex has absolutely nothing to do with love. I know this because I have never had sex with pizza-- your dad
*dinner at a Mexican restaurant* "yes, ill take the enchiladas" "what kind of beans would you like " *camera zooms in, you smile* "jelly"
*dinner at a Mexican restaurant* "yes, ill take the enchiladas" "what kind of beans would you like " *camera zooms in, you smile* "jelly"-- your dad
Bob Saget quietly folding when he gets dealt a Full House
Bob Saget quietly folding when he gets dealt a Full House-- your dad
His references are strong.
@michaelhayes @weird_dealer @nillawafers yes definitely, dude sent me stickers the other day i can vouch for his realness
@michaelhayes @weird_dealer @nillawafers yes definitely, dude sent me stickers the other day i can vouch for his realness-- tryhard millard
@michaelhayes @Dads_Secret dad told me that if he doesn't get the job we will have to leave the suburbs me and dad live the suburbs
@michaelhayes @Dads_Secret dad told me that if he doesn't get the job we will have to leave the suburbs me and dad live the suburbs-- Joan Rivers
@michaelhayes @drewmillard @NillaWafers aye fam you better high him damn
@michaelhayes @drewmillard @NillaWafers aye fam you better high him damn-- your dealer
His kids vouch for dad.
Also, he said he'll go cover Coachella this weekend, which nobody else wants to do.
Still vetting, but we're close. Real close.
