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The 17 Parents You Meet At Christmas

They're even weirder than normal this time of year.

1. The Sweater Pusher

2. The Early Shopper

3. The Exhibitor

4. The Last Minute Shopper

5. The Santa Hater

6. The Clark Griswold Wannabe

7. The Cookie Monster

8. The At-Home Santa

9. The "War On Christmas" Believer

10. The Elf On The Shelf Enthusiast

11. The Elf Objector

12. The Photographer

13. The Dream Maker

14. The George Washington

15. The Egg Nog Drinker

16. The Door to Door Caroler

17. The Christmas Card Sender

Don't worry, kids...