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Never let your kid bring a toy inside with them.
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Don’t forget your membership card.
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Don't even think about going in there without a shopping list.
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Keep your head down and walk straight to the first item on your list.
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Seriously, don’t let yourself be tempted by big-ticket items.
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Visit these lovely people every chance you get.
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Just be sure to get out of the way once you’ve got your sample.
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Samples are awesome for kids too.
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It's smart to focus on nonperishable items.
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But think twice on perishables.
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You'll want to think about your freezer space too.
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It’s easy to get distracted by the Costco-ness of it all. Stay focused.
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Speaking of distractions... Don’t waste time searching for the ark of the covenant.
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If you get lost, don't panic.
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Just keep heading in one direction until you see something you recognize.
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Once you have everything on your list, there's one last challenge: checkout.
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Congratulations! You survived!
