1. Singing "Let It Go" in public without realizing it.
2. When your breast milk leaks through your shirt.
3. Meeting your kid's first girlfriend or boyfriend.
4. When your kid suddenly busts out a dance move straight out of a Vegas nightclub.
5. When your toddler texts gibberish to your boss.
6. When someone tries to tell you how to parent.
7. Taking your kid to a teeny bopper concert.
8. When your kid lets one rip in the middle of Target.
9. Running into your kid's teacher with a cart full of alcohol.
10. When your kid walks in on you and your partner during "private" time.
11. Also, when you walk in on your kid during their "private" time.
12. Interacting with costumed characters.
13. When you're with company and your kid drops a four-letter word.
14. When your kid takes forever in a public bathroom.
15. When your kid announces private family business to the world.
16. Trying to calm your kid when they're throwing an epic tantrum in public.
17. When your kid asks you how babies are made.
18. Trying to get your kid to stop freaking out so you can get a decent photo with Santa.
19. When your kid points at an old man and asks, "Why does he have so many wrinkles?"
20. When someone talks to your kid and they won't answer.
21. Having to make small talk with parents you don't know.
22. When some kid at the park is doing something dangerous and their parent isn't paying attention.
23. When someone says, “I hate kids,” then notices you and adds, “But not yours.”
