7.After the All-Star break, our season rarely matters.
8.Our second baseman wears flip-flops when he goes bowling.
FLIP-FLOPS!!!!!
9.These jerseys are only one "s" away from "Loss Mets."
10.Keith Hernandez got so bored last season, he shaved his mustache.
11.Generation K generated very few Ks.
12.These are the guys who discovered cocaine.
13.We moved Jose Reyes to second base to appease Kaz Matsui.
14.The highest-paid outfielder for the Mets this season is Jason Bay.
Yeah...
Jason Bay, who was cut by the Mets this past off-season, will continue to earn his full $16 million salary for the 2013 season.
15.The second highest-paid outfielder is Bobby Bonilla.
Bobby Bonilla, who last played for the Mets in 1999 and retired from baseball in 2001, will make $1,193,248.20 this season and every subsequent season for the next 25 years.
16.This is the actual 2013 Mets starting outfield.
17.Our doctors are the WORST in professional sports.
