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    30 Reasons You Should Drink The Tom Brady Haterade

    Seriously, there's plenty to go around.

    1. These ads for Stetson cologne.

    2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets.

    3. Just look at him dance!

    4. Because he STILL can't get over slipping to the sixth round.

    5. When he looked like this...

    6. And ran like this...

    7. This is his wife...

    8. Her name is Gisele. You might have heard of her.

    9. She makes even more money than him.

    10. And bitches about his teammates.

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    11. They go to fancy parties...

    12. Where I assume they drink champagne and eat shrimp.

    13. This is one of their houses... it has a moat.

    14. Because he's corny.

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    15. He celebrates 10-yard runs like an asshole...

    16. He's frequently the coverboy for obnoxious men's magazines.

    17. He wears a Tom Brady hat ALL THE TIME, and that's pretty obnoxious too.

    18. Because his work out clothes are just plain silly.

    19. Because he once went to Kevin Federline's listening party.

    20. Because he made a cameo on Entourage.

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    21. Because he checked out this girl's butt.

    22. This hat and facial expression.

    23. Because his hair once looked like this...

    24. And like this.

    25. Because he's friends with David Beckham and that's just too much handsome for one friendship.

    26. He's a spokesman for Ugg! Ugg for Christ's sake!

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    27. Because according to Forbes he has a 6.4 handicap.

    28. Because unless you're a Giants fan he's probably made your life a living hell.

    29. Because the handsome bastard makes it look too easy.

    30. Because this is me in real life — every Sunday.

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