Sports·Posted on Sep 9, 201330 Reasons You Should Drink The Tom Brady HateradeSeriously, there's plenty to go around.by Matt KiebusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. These ads for Stetson cologne. 2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets. 3. Just look at him dance! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Because he STILL can't get over slipping to the sixth round. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. When he looked like this... 6. And ran like this... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. This is his wife... 8. Her name is Gisele. You might have heard of her. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. She makes even more money than him. 10. And bitches about his teammates. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 11. They go to fancy parties... 12. Where I assume they drink champagne and eat shrimp. 13. This is one of their houses... it has a moat. GISELE BÜNDCHEN AND TOM BRADY'S LOS ANGELES HOME 14. Because he's corny. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 15. He celebrates 10-yard runs like an asshole... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. He's frequently the coverboy for obnoxious men's magazines. 17. He wears a Tom Brady hat ALL THE TIME, and that's pretty obnoxious too. 18. Because his work out clothes are just plain silly. 19. Because he once went to Kevin Federline's listening party. 20. Because he made a cameo on Entourage. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 21. Because he checked out this girl's butt. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. This hat and facial expression. 23. Because his hair once looked like this... 24. And like this. 25. Because he's friends with David Beckham and that's just too much handsome for one friendship. 26. He's a spokesman for Ugg! Ugg for Christ's sake! View this video on YouTube youtube.com 27. Because according to Forbes he has a 6.4 handicap. Famous Golfers And Their, Um, Handicaps 28. Because unless you're a Giants fan he's probably made your life a living hell. 29. Because the handsome bastard makes it look too easy. 30. Because this is me in real life — every Sunday. View this video on YouTube youtube.com