It's that time of the year again...
When the brisk winter air starts giving you the shivers...
So you reach for your favorite turtleneck...
Because it makes you smile...
...feel tough...
...nostalgic...
And, I don't know how to put this, but kinda like a big deal.
But be careful. Even though turtlenecks are warm...
Sometimes it's simply hard not to look like an asshole.
Always ask yourself: What would Michael Fassbender do?
Audrey Hepburn made it timeless.
Marilyn made it sexy.
Steve Jobs made it his trademark.
Keaton made it quirky.
And Jack brought it to the golf course.
But don't forget, turtlenecks can also be fun!
You can wear them to holiday parties.
To the ballpark!
Even on album covers!
Because they're so damn versatile...
...rugged...
And adorable!
It even makes these ferrets look fly as hell.
Turtlenecks will never give up on your warmth
Visiting Stonehenge in February? Your neck is protected.
Don't let society make you think you look like a soccer mom...
Or a part of The Situation's family portrait.
Start the revolution!
