1. He'll sit in fine leather chairs.
2. He'll show up in odd places.
3. He'll do interviews.
4. He'll give a million awkward hugs.
5. He'll stare longingly at just about anything.
6. He'll one-up Tom Brady at fancy-pants parties.
7. He'll look happy at community events.
8. He'll do a lot of waving. He kicks ass at waving.
9. He'll hang around town with other celebrities and athletes.
10. Like this.
11. And this.
12. People will talk about his time as a Florida Gator.
13. And he might watch most of the season from the sideline.
