Why Food Is Always The Best Stress Reliever

    Grab a bag of Doritos and a pint of ice cream and watch your worries melt away.

    So it's been a rough week...

    You're annoyed with just about everyone...

    There's only one solution...

    Because you're hungry, goddammit!

    And working out is too exhausting...

    Drugs are too expensive...

    And companionship can be hard to come by...

    So you start eating...angrily.

    You literally inhale food.

    Because...

    And once you start...

    It's hard to stop...

    Just ask Louie...

    But STOP being paranoid!

    Food is delicious.

    So have some healthy popcorn.

    Always keep a bottle of Sriracha handy.

    Don't overthink it.

    No spoon? Go ahead, eat your ice cream with the credit card.

    Balancing your diet is kinda overrated anyway.

    Have another plate of pasta...

    And maybe a slice of cake.

    How you feeling now?

    Yea, I thought so.

    Your worries are gone, and sleep is on the horizon.

    So treat yourself. You earned it.