Britney Spears Recites The Opening Monologue From "Thriller", Simultaneously Makes Halloween Matter Again

    An instant classic.

    Hear ye, hear ye. Unmask yourself.

    SILENCE.

    IT'S BRITNEY, WITCH.

    Otherwise known as "Spookney."

    But forreal this is really cute and funny. You better watch, bitch.

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    Thank you for your time (and this face).