35 Questions Americans Need To Answer Immediately

    What's the deal with Chinese food?

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    Why do Americans think hot dog eating contests are patriotic.

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    Why do americans love chinese food? I mean in every series and movies i've watched, they're ordering it...

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    Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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    Why do Americans insist on putting z's in words instead of an s are they trying to be edgy or do they just love the letter z?

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    why do Americans call biscuits cookies

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    why do Americans have so many holidays and celebrations and shit

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    Why do Americans put cheese on EVERYTHING?

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    why do americans hate on bagged milk

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    Why do Americans celebrate every single holiday by drinking till they pass out #itsnotcool

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    why do americans say 'guys' so much

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    why do Americans always bring up the Boston Tea Party during the Fourth of July like its so irrelevant i don't understand

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    why can't Americans pronounce "aluminium"?

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    Why do Americans like mac n cheese so much????

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    why do americans always go out just to get some yogurt? its weird

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    Why must Americans put bacon on everything

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    Why do americans always have to go and take the 'u' out of words. My favoUrite coloUr is green.

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    WHY CAN'T AMERICANS SAY "I COULDN'T CARE LESS" INSTEAD OF INSISTING ON SAYING THE UTTERLY MORONIC & OXYMORONIC "I COULD CARE LESS" #idiots

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    why do americans have to words for the same thing??? flannel? plaid?

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    Why can't Americans say cheese toastie it's so much cooler than grilled cheese. Fuck this place man.

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    Why can't Americans say 'Jaguar' properly ? Jagwaar ?

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    why do americans eat so much avocado? i don't think i've ever even seen one in real life

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    Why do Americans have to invent silly words for things that already do? Like SAMMICH for SANDWICH? And wtf is S'MORES supposed to be?!

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    why do americans not know what grams are like why do they only measure in cups wtf is that

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    Why do Americans always 'go out for ice cream'. Do they not own freezers?

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    WHY DO AMERICANS ALWAYS WEAR FLIP FLOPS

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    Why do Americans call it a restroom ? I have NEVER gone in there for a rest.

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    Why do Americans say they're 'making' eggs? Surely only chickens can make eggs.

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    Why do Americans always drink from red plastic cups at parties hmm

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    If petrol & diesel is liquid why do Americans call it gas?

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    why do americans celebrate christopher columbus day like hi you missed ur destination by like 4 billion miles you're the worst explorer ever

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    Why do Americans pronounce 'Iraq' and 'Iran' as if they're Apple products?

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    Why do Americans write their dates like month/day/year? It just doesn't even make sense! It's day/month/year mate.

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    why do americans even complain about school you have lockers, cafeterias and cheerleading and then every weekend you have red cup parties

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    Why do Americans call it Football? 1. It's an egg, not a ball 2. You run about and throw it so where is the foot element?

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    Why do Americans have a such a difficult time with grammar when it comes to texting??