Why You Should Never Go Into The Office When You Are Feeling Sick

    THIS IS IMPORTANT.

    BECAUSE

    YOU

    ARE

    DISGUSTING.

    WAH WAH I'M SICK

    BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M ANNOYING

    HA HA I HATE YOU AND WE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW GROSS AND SICK YOU ARE

    THE SOUND OF YOU BLOWING YOUR NOSE...

    IS MAKING ME LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND.

    I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN FEEL YOUR GERMS

    AND HOLY SHIT, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD PUT YOUR TISSUES ON YOUR DESK!!

    YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!

    WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH

    WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    LOOK AT YOUR LIFE

    LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

    FILTHY

    NASTY

    YOU ARE LITERALLY SHINY

    AND IF YOU HAVE A STOMACH BUG AND YOU COME TO WORK YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

    JUST. GO. HOME.