The All-Time Sexiest 8-Bit Hunks And Hotties

    Now you're playing with power.

    Adam Moerder
    by Adam Moerder

    BuzzFeed Partner Network Associate

    1. Raccoon Suit Mario, Super Mario Bros. 3

    mobygames.com

    And just like that, you're into furries...

    2. April O'Neil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game

    toy-tma.com

    This anchorwoman breaks news AND hearts. COWABUNGA!

    3. Bill "Mad Dog" Rizer, Contra

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    UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-START-LUV-LUV-LUV-LUV-LUV-LUV-LUV

    4. Princess Toadstool, Super Mario Bros. 2

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    Princess Toadstool isn't just a total babe, she's also the best character in the game.

    5. Pit, Kid Icarus

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    This gorgeous Greek eye candy will LITERALLY shoot an arrow through your heart.

    6. Wendy, Maniac Mansion

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    According to her bio, Wendy is an aspiring writer, but she's already written the book on hotness. YOWZA!

    7. Cheetah, World Class Track Meet

    entertainmentfuse.com

    Just LOOK at those thighs, they're like FOUR pixels wide. #JACKED

    8. Princess Zelda, The Legend of Zelda

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    Excuse YOU, Princess...for being so damn fine!

    9. The "medium" player, Ice Hockey

    mobygames.com

    Not too husky, not too skinny, "medium guy" is juuuuuust right.

    10. Samus, Metroid

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    kingandrook.wordpress.com

    Best. Ending. Ever.

    11. Nana, Ice Climber

    retrovideogamer.co.uk

    This arctic hottie oughta CLIMB out of that parka!

    12. Akira Dragon, Tecmo World Wrestling

    gamesdbase.com

    This should be the whole game, just watching him lift. It's perfect.

    13. Dark Queen, Battletoads

    nostalgiagames.com.br

    Dang, girl, how do you fit all that into only eight bits???

    14. Link, The Legend of Zelda

    nintendolife.com

    It's dangerous to go alone! Take ME.