2.
You can get you in shape for the zombie apocalypse
3.
Post-race beer tastes better
4.
You can break out your old dance costume
5.
You can get ahead of the holiday weight gain
6.
You think you might find yourself next to this guy
7.
You can do some family bonding
9.
You've always wanted to make your cape fly
10.
You'll get an excuse to get dirty
12.
You might see a celebrity
13.
If you eat while you're running it doesn't count
14.
Finishing will make you feel powerful
So on race day- Don't forget to stretch
And enjoy your accomplishment
