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1. "I don't want to go anywhere. I haven't gotten my flu shot yet"
2. "You've been sick? Don't touch me! Get away!"
3. "What was that noise?"
4. "We're meeting some guy you met on okcupid and his friends??"
5. "Raw fish? Thanks, but no, thanks."
6. "Are you watching me sleep? Creepy!"
7. "I didn't even know you were there!"
8. "What's that smell? Is your carbon monoxide detector working?"
9. "Do I have enough floaties on?"
10. "That could be a bomb. I'm out"
11. "I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late."
12. "Watch out! Their stings are fatal!"
13. "OMFG it moved. Nope."
14. "Scissors face the other way! Do you not know how to handle sharp objects?"
15. "I'm falling! Heeellpp!! Maaahhhmmm"
16. "He almost hit me! Assault! Officer!"
17. "Bees. OMG bees are terrifying!"
18. "OMG that bird is going to kill me!"
19. "Ew! You just sneezed a million germs on me!"
20. "Did that sick person leave yet?"
21. "I'm ready to go to the mall"
22. "Too many orange juice brands. I don't know which one to pick"
23. "Can you wash your hands again? Please?"
24. "What did you say the symptoms were for that fatal stomach virus?"
OMG! Halp!
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