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    30 Reasons Cats Are Terrible Friends

    You don't know why you even try.

    1. When your stuff goes missing, you bet they have it.

    2. They have no shame. They'll snoop.

    3. You take them dancing, and they're not even into it.

    4. If they're in a bad mood, they'll bring you down too.

    5. Whenever they get a job, they're fired in like two weeks.

    6. Cats are extremely vain.

    7. Super vain, even if they're bizarre looking.

    8. They spend so much money at the salon.

    9. EVERYTHING scares them.

    10. But then they'll attack something six times their size.

    11. They hate ducks.

    12. Maybe ALL birds.

    13. Cats never understand anything you say to them.

    14. Anything can distract them.

    15. They're very dismissive when you share your opinion with them.

    16. Backseat driving. They do it ALL THE TIME.

    17. They have the oddest friends.

    18. What did I tell you? THE *oddest* friends.

    19. But their friends think the WORLD of them.

    It's kind of annoying.

    20. All of them always hang out together and bother you.

    21. They take up SO MUCH ROOM.

    22. They never want you to get any work done.

    23. They're so needy.

    24. They're SO forgetful...

    Obviously, this one forgot she hates ducks.

    25. You can tell them the most AMAZING story...

    26. ...but cats never show any real emotions.

    27. They're SO hard to impress!

    28. Because they're SO well-read...

    29. ...and have so much musical talent.

    30. Basically, they're just awful.

    Next week, 30 reasons why monkeys are the worst musicians.