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1. A dual stimulation rose vibrator designed with a thrusting internal toy and a nine-speed tongue-like petal to externally stimulate your clit, nipples, and...let's be honest, probably your soul, too.
Promising review: "This toy is a game changer, all I know is I’m not missing out on any man’s touch, this toy's got everything I needed to satisfy me and all I can say is it even does the job better than a man could! First of all, the the quality of the sex toy is top notch (compared to in-person sex toy shops and it’s 2X cheaper for the same quality). It’s made of silicone skin-like texture, easy to clean, and the toy withstands a long battery life. When used all I can say is one word: 'orgasmic.' This does it all. Lots of different setting modes and it’s also small and portable, so you can take it on the go if you need some relaxation elsewhere. Definitely worth the purchase, and will be purchasing more." —Mimi
Get it from Amazon for $31.49+ (available in four colors).
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2. The Bouncer is a unique 7-inch dildo designed with three rotating weighted balls in the shaft (hehe) that roll and bounce around during use for a sensation unlike any other. Plus, it has a suction-cup base in case you want to stick it and play hands-free.
Promising review: "This toy is absolutely incredible. I don't have much experience with toys because until now I never found the right thing. Vibrations are just distracting to me. I prefer exciting penetration, and this one... I've never seen anything like this. The width is a tad intimidating, but once my imagination has me all worked up, it's everything I could possibly want. I use it solo without the suction. The only thing that could possibly make this better would be to not be the one doing the work. It is large, so if I'm not at the right angle (or if I'm at too good of an angle), there's slight pain, but, like, the kind that makes you go cross-eyed. The sensation of the balls inside is really exhilarating. They give me a little something extra that helps me feel like someone else is doing the deed. I haven't orgasmed like this in years. I used it twice today, and I switched to a smaller, less interesting toy for round three. That got me started, but I anxiously came back to this for a successful, glorious experience. I think I might be obsessed." —Ashley
Get it from Fun Factory or Amazon for $99.99 (available in red and black).
3. A realistic masturbator with a stimulating 3D textured interior that'll knock your partner's socks off and introduce a whole new level to your couples' play.
Promising reviews: "This is a new level and I hate to say, it's kinda of better than the real thing in a few ways. It's almost TOO good and since it does not expand like a real vagina, it stays pretty dang tight. If you are wider than 2 inches it's going to be an even tighter squeeze. The entire tube is about 9 inches so if you are longer... look elsewhere or you'll be popping out and you won't be able to use the suction aspect of it at all because the end cap is there. I'd say the perfect size you should be to enjoy this is anywhere from 4–7.5 inches length and 1–1.75 inches wide not measuring around but just across." —Bob Benkosky
"WARNING: This thing will make your toes do gang signs. I was skeptical, read all the reviews, and pulled the trigger. I’m telling you, if this thing was warm, with lube it would be identical to the real thing." —Juan Disimo
Get it from Amazon for $26.89+ (available in five colors).
4. A Jack 2-in-1 stroker and packer, boasting representational hues and a ribbed cavity that provides suction to the wearer for a stimulating stroke session.
For packing, it's recommended to be worn with a strap-on / harness, so that it stays put. The stroker cavity stretches and works best for anatomies at least 0.5" in diameter because it will create suction, any smaller and the suction will not be activated.
Promising reviews: "My favorite packer I’ve ever had. It’s a gentle packer (with coconut oil, of course) and a very affirming realistic toy. Great for solo play. The ribbed sleeve inside feels amazing. I could not get enough of it for months." —Lola
"My partner and I used the Jack yesterday. They are trans masculine and three years on testosterone. We used it in two different ways. The first way, I used a nice amount of lube, opened the stroker and suctioned it and stroked. It worked best with reinforcement by hand. Most FTM strokers we come across seem as if they are designed for trans masculine folks who are more developed growth wise physically. With that being said we improvised and the toy wound up giving amazing results for my partner. They give it a 9/10 and said that they are interested in seeing this develop in different shapes and sizes. I also suctioned it, applied pressure with fingers and performed oral sex. He said it was very pleasurable to be able to receive head and have the point of view visual that Jack creates. It helped with his dysphoria." —Summer
Get it from New York Toy Collective for $59 (available in four fleshtone hues).
New York Toy Collective is a Black-, woman- and queer-owned retailer that creates high-quality, gender-affirming intimacy toys and products, ranging from packers and binders to dildos and accessories.
5. A versatile glass dildo by Unbound named after everyone's favorite zodiac sign. So, if you've ever been wronged or ghosted by a Gemini, try out this dual-ended "Gem" of a toy instead.
Truly a Gem, this toy has a curved end and a beaded end with a flared base in the middle for easy removal. Oh, and it's dishwasher safe? Um, yes please!
Promising reviews: "New bff; possible husband replacement. Can't say enough good things about Gem. It's a great size (not too big or too small) and is awesome for anal. Hits the G-spot just right when used vaginally. Combining Gem with Jelly is a match made in heaven!" —chelly j.
"I love the Gem. I bought this with the Bender for clit stimulation and vibration and I have been getting SERIOUSLY long and intense orgasms. This has me feeling like that Mitski lyric, 'Nobody f**cks me like me' (with the help of Unbound Babes, of course)." —kelsie
6. A submersible Satisfyer Pro 2 with over 40,000 5-⭐️ ratings from viewers because of its nondirect clitoral stimulation and 11 pulsating suction intensities.
It might just be Amazon's most beloved sex toy, seriously.
Promising reviews: "I have been waiting for something like this forever. Helped me to get over that edge. Best thing since sliced bread. I highly recommend this." —etheldrea
"Throughout my entire life, I have NEVER orgasamed as quickly as I did when using this. It literally took less than a minute. It is absolutely amazing. It's better than sex or any other toy I've ever purchased." —Confidential
Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).
BTW, we rounded up a list of sex toys to pair with your Satisfyer Pro 2, so check it out!
7. A silky silicone 3-in-1 rabbit vibrator, delivering simultaneous stimulation with a G-spot vibrator, classic "bunny ears" and graduated anal beads — the real question is, how long can you last?
Three speeds and seven powerful vibration modes in the shaft and rabbit ears along with flexible anal beads offer a lot stimulation whether you like to use your toys alone or with a partner, for foreplay or the entire session.
Promising review: "HOLY FUCK! This is my absolute favorite vibrator. I can't tell you how many times I came because I have lost count. I have like 30 toys and none of that got so much attention like this one. 🤣🤣 Drip drip. 💦💦💦 Worth every penny." —Elka Friedman
Get it from Amazon for $27.99+ (available in violet and pink).
8. A hefty 8-inch stainless-steel dildo that offers a delectable weight and feeling if you want to treat your lover to a unique sort of pleasure.
This stainless-steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it.
Promising reviews: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a Magic Wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to HomeDepot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen
"Holy buckets of pussy juice! I had an experience with a lover who made me squirt. I was mortified! But then I began to think...what if I had been able to squirt my whole adult sexual life and never tapped into my own G-spot potentials?! I googled 'toys that make a woman squirt' and the Njoy wand rose like the Excaliber: shining and majestic. It's heavy...only downside. Other than that...it has really intensified my sexual experiences...mostly with myself. I recommend this toy to all women. Harness your inner flow!" —River Luver
Get it from Amazon for $72.
9. The Poco vibrator by MysteryVibe, which is ingeniously designed for G-spot stimulation with a flexible body shaped to resemble fingers and dual motors, so you can feel all 16 intensities no matter where it's placed.
Promising reviews: "You will not be disappointed! Using Poco is like having an ultra-thick, dual-motor-controlled finger pleasure you, that unlike most human fingers, won't get tired. It's pretty perfect." —Laura
"There are so many times when we wish we had a discreet, compact, powerful vibrator tucked away in the bedside drawer to play with, forget about the world and reach new levels of euphoria. That’s exactly what I got from the Poco vibrator! The best pocket vibrator in the market by far!" —Claudia
Get it from MysteryVibe for $143 (originally $179).
10. A sleek and curvy G-spot vibe boasting a flexible design to move with your body and reach all the right spots inside and out.
At 7.6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide (at the largest point), this vibrator sets itself apart with 10 unique vibration modes.
Promising reviews: "It is as close as you’ll come to experiencing the real thing. And let me tell you, the orgasms keep coming." —Jeri
"Happy orgasmic Monday with teal vibes!! Receiving this was the highlight of my day. First, the pictures do not do it justice...it's so soft and flesh like. 10 O to the triple MMM Greatness settings. I only made it through half of them before I climaxed and quickly climaxed with round 2! (Less than two minutes to pure bliss.) I love that it's a barely there plugin. No awkward plastic handle, no batteries to fidget with. Did I mention it's waterproof?! All I can say is Tracy's Dog has done it and my rating is AHHHHmazing!!! Perfect for solo play as it's curve hits all the right spots. Ty Tracy's Dog!!! You definitely need to get one!!" —Angela Dumais
Get it from Amazon for $32.98.
11. A sleek Lelo Enigma that delivers dual stimulation with a combination of sonic waves on your clit and rumbly G-spot vibrations, so you can experience an at-a-loss-for-words kind of finale.
This toy has eight intensity settings and a flexible internal shaft, allowing a customized fit for customized pleasure.
My coworker-slash-fellow sex toy enthusiast Taylor Steele swears by this one: "Y'all. Y'all. This is the one. The sticker shock is absolutely worth it when you get it home and experience new shocks of your own. Its perfectly sculpted and super-flexible insert curves to hit my G-spot like no toy ever has. Meanwhile, its suction head is doing the lord's work; it's probably the closest to simulating oral sex I've experienced from a suction toy. If you've been hunting that rare blended orgasm, lemme just tell you that with the Enigma, it becomes far less rare. And you might wanna lay a towel down before playtime...if you know what I mean."
Promising review: "This sultry silicone masterpiece of art and pleasure... I have no words. Literally, I can't speak for minutes after it's through with me — which is much longer than it takes to bring me from zero to cosmic, mind-erasing explosions of YES! Like seriously I have not experienced this level before and I am pretty, ahem, experienced. My only complaint is that my bedding has bite marks in it from trying not to alert the other people in my house to just how phenomenal a time I'm having all by myself. Buy it, ride it into the sunset, and don't look back." —surly_gurly
"Wow! I never thought a toy would have the capability of making me squirt; It felt so so so good!! 100000% would recommend!! Please get your hands on it and enjoy your release!" —Lillian730
Get it from Lelo for $199 or Amazon for $149.25 (available in black and pink).
12. A reusable Tenga Spinner masturbator, which comes in an assortment of styles, each with its own unique internal texture that spins around your shaft as you stroke for a lifelike squeeze.
Promising reviews: "I like spinner sleeves because one: they feel just about as real as real can get. And two: they come with a EZ-dry bottom to best keep your sleeve from becoming stinky. Very durable and lasts for a while. Coming from a man that can last from 1.5–4 hrs." —Justin
"Fantastic tool. Feels insanely good, quiet, washes easy, and priced well. Great tool for edge training too. Leg-weakening finishers." —Anything once
"Screw all those high price ones that are just stiff and barely textured... Not only does this thing twist with the slightest of ease, but the suction is intense!!! Highly recommend. You're going to be amazed." —Hopp
Get it from Amazon for $23.75+ (available in five styles).
13. A unique anal plug that simulates the feeling of rimming with rotating anal beads in the shaft and a vibrating tip that hits your favorite spots.
This 1.5-inch diameter plug has seven rotation patterns and six intensities to explore and stimulate your P-spot as you start (or continue) your journey into anal play. Also, it's splash-proof!
Looking for something a little larger? Check out the Rimming Plug 2 and Rimming Plug XL, that have all the same features but a little more length.
Promising review: "Got this about six months ago and it instantly became my favorite toy! The rimming beads may be the best sexual sensation I’ve felt in my life! My orgasms with this are some of the best I’ve ever had too! 11/10, best sex toy ever." —Happy Bottom
Get it from B-Vibe for $159.99 (available in three colors).
B-Vibe is a premium collection of tech-forward anal play products founded by certified sex educator Alicia Sinclair.
14. A rainbow-striped realistic dildo that's 8.14 inches long with a gently curved shaft, 6.22 inches of insertable length, and a suction cup base, so you could technically use it any and everywhere.
Promising reviews: "Honestly, sometimes better than the real thing! Used it almost everyday since I got it and it gets the job done. Very soft, but not too soft that it's difficult to put in, so great for beginners. I'd say worth every cent and very easy to clean." —Someone
"Dare I say it, I think this thing is better than real life. As much as I love a real one, this one I can grip the base of and it's flexible enough that it hits *all* the right places. Add a little wand in for front action and it will wind up being very loved! It looks super realistic too! Cleans up super easy too (not the sticky silicone that just attracts ALL the hair). 10/10 recommend. It IS 7 inches though, so if you're not used to that length, it takes some adjusting. But not much, it just feels too good!" —My079585
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in three colors).
15. A palm-sized vibrator boasting a "tongue" with nine vibrations and nine licking motions, meaning it can l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, but no really.
Promising reviews: "After my first use (shoutout for arriving in the mail charged) I came like NO OTHER! I didn’t know how I was going to feel about the tongue but it reminded me of the best head I’ve received so obviously I was in love. I mean it when I say my first immediate thought was, I will no longer need a man because I have this toy. 😂 So if you wanna ditch your man, woman, person, and whoever else, this toy will keep you satisfied probably better than they can. 12/10 rating." —TJ
"With the price of this I didn't expect much...but WOW. I am shocked at how awesome this little gadget is; so awesome in fact I don't even get two minutes in using before it's game over for me (in a really good way). It's easy to use alone or during intercourse for extra intensity (good lordy), waterproof, soft/smooth and easy to clean, charged fast and holds the charge for a shockingly long time. It has more speed/intensity options than I need but having the option to go up is nice. Overall very very happy I stumbled across this little gem." —Kieley Sue
Get it from Amazon for $35.69+ (available in four colors).
16. A textured silicone vibrator with 12 vibrating modes and a realistic-inspired design, so you can finally give your favorite spots the attention (and stimulation) they deserve.
Promising reviews: "Has a great amount of vibration, with different levels. Comes with a nice cloth bag to keep it stored in. Easy to clean and feels like the real thing! Would definitely recommend." —Parish Hubbard
"I absolutely love this product. It has become my go-to massager. It's waterproof and recharges easily and quickly. It makes very little noise for those times when I need to be discrete. It's also contoured to give me a good grip, whichever way I decide to hold it, perfect for those 'hard to reach places.' Oh, and it has some power, real power. Plus it's very pretty, and it comes in a lovely velvet bag. Treat yourself right and buy it." —Booklover
Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (available in burgundy and purple).
17. A vibrating masturbator sleeve that does away with all the bulk of a classic masturbator but still delivers with 10 vibration settings and a customized snugness based on your (or a partner's) grip and rhythm.
There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.
I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.
Promising review: "Love the product. The ribbed style made it feel so good and better than the real thing, almost. Definitely recommend this product to those needing to get some toys." —Spyro
Get it from Amazon for $23.99.
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18. A flexible silicone dildo because it has a unique texture, allowing for added stimulation with each thrust — plus a suction cup base to help it stay put.
This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.
Promising reviews: "I wanted to change things up in my life and a friend mentioned Dragon and I got overly curious. I saw this and in the color I wanted figuring it would be just a cheap toy. I had a better experience with this toy than any other toy I've bought. The material is softer, making it work with your body rather than against it. I don't recommend this be your FIRST toy by any means but I was very impressed with it. Cleaning is great, as long you make sure to get the ridges well. I would have loved it to be two-tone colored as an option but I would highly recommend for something out of the norm of shape/size." —BattleYoshi
"This 'Blue Magic' here is amazing and I’ll buy it again and again if needed. It came well packaged and in all original factory packaging. When I pulled it out I was a little iffy it it would deliver. It truly has a realistic feel once you touch your privates with it. It’s an addictive feeling that makes your body crave more. For me, it felt just like the real thing. I was very satisfied once finish and felt proud of my new go-to pleasure piece. Overall the price and product deserves more stars than I can give it." —Sarita M.
Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in nine colors).
19. The Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush boasting a waterproof design and 40 potential pulsation and vibration combinations to explore.
Promising reviews: "After years of trying every technique under the sun, it took this guy 3 minutes and 46 seconds to get me to the most intense orgasm of my life and made it possible to squirt (may I just add by myself and without penetration). As a side note it is also small enough to be used with a partner during sex." —Tamara G.
"I have been using this a few times as it only arrived the other day. And today I was soaked omg never had this happen before from a toy! It was the most intense amazing feeling too, like holy moly!! Def recommended. I’m obsessed never had a toy like this before!!! 100% recommend." —Beth
Get it from Vush for $88 (originally $160).
Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IG-worthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.
20. A popular hand-sculpted Shilo dildo by New York Toy Collective designed with a poseable core, so you're always ready to pack and play with this toy. It also comes in fleshtone and whimsical hues, so you can make sure your dick is the perfect extension of your truest self.
The Shilo dildo is harness-compatible and anal safe, and boasts an insertable length of 6.25 inches and 1.5 inches of girth. A prominent realistic tip offers targeted stimulation to G- or P-spots.
Promising reviews: "This dildo is seriously impressive. As a pack’n’play toy, it offers a wide range of value! It folds comfortably and discreetly into the pants (albeit with some effort initially) for longterm wear, feels soft between the legs when walking and sitting, pops out to an impressive length (and girth) when readying for play, looks and feels ultra-realistic to the touch (except bigger, according to my girlfriend), and gives an incredible orgasm, to me as well as my partner, surprisingly! The large base pressed right up against my clit through my spare parts harness! Not as intense as a vibrator or double ended toy, for sure, but a pleasant sensation nonetheless, and my partner gets the benefit of the huge bulbous head rolling across the G and A spots, as well as the soft, almost skin-like texture massaging everything else, and the realistic veins add a nice touch as well! Altogether, a WONDERFUL experience, from start to finish. I definitely recommend this for people who like experimenting with gender expression, but it would be a delight for everyone else too!" —Anna
"This dildo is absolutely fantastic. I can easily pack with it because it flexes, so it creates many opportunities for spontaneity. It’s super durable. The head and girth are absolutely perfect for someone or a couple looking for an above average dick without being too huge to use. My girl LOVES how this dildo feels. She can’t get enough of it. I highly recommend to anyone, especially those who like to be able to “pack and play.” This is worth every penny." —J.
Get it from New York Toy Collective for $159 (available in four fleshtone and seven whimsical colors).
21. A Love Bump to pair with your favorite dildo to deliver lifelike sensations with each thrust. Plus it includes a 10-function bullet vibrator to help you get in a good rhythm.
Oh, and if ball-slapping is not your thing — it also functions as a cock ring.
Promising review: "I feel like I’ve been missing out my entire adult life before this thing. Not only do they hang and swing in a pleasing way (which is nice for my identity as a trans man) but when I’m intimately with someone they create a new level of sensation that has led to some very exciting results. The design is complete genius. Thanks NYTC!" —Griff
"I love these so much I bought a second pair because my partners have all said they love how these feel slapping against them. Also great to flip upside down with the rechargeable bullet vibe for extra stimulation during missionary positions." —Hans Von Straphon
Get it from New York Toy Collective for $49.99 (available in four fleshtones and four colors).
If you want more toys that aren't too phallic or realistic, check out this round-up of gender-affirming sex toys and sex toys beloved by LGBTQ+ reviewers!
22. A 2-in-1 prostate massager equipped with a cock ring to help it stay in place while you enjoy its seven powerful thrusting modes delivering targeted stimulation to your P-spot. Not to mention, the seven vibration modes that target the perineum and balls for even more stimulation.
Promising reviews: "Was unsure how well this toy would work... Most incredible stimulating toy I have ever bought! Very strong motors, serious thrust, and incredible vibrating. It feels like the real thing! I enjoy it immensely! Easy to clean and the remote is very easy to use. Charge lasts for a long time. Would highly recommend — it almost makes hook ups unnecessary." —jack clopein
"Nice size — it’s giving boyfriend dick. Really mixed my guts; the vibration on the gooch part is really nice and smooth. If you’re worried about the c-ring part, it’s very stretchy and not tight at all, very comfortable to use. Only gripe is that it comes out easily, but that’s a plus when you’re finished. Can’t wait to use it with my partner." —Ikenna
Get it from Amazon for $39.66+ (available in four styles).
23. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back.
The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so you literally can't go wrong.
Promising reviews: "Like a real cock. Love the shape and feel and flexibility... But you don't have to put up with the himmin' and hawin' that goes along with dating in this day and age. Suction is solid." —Ania (on Purple Rain)
"I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" —Satisfied customer (on Summer Fling)
Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in six styles).
24. An easy-to-hold sex toy that offers the most realistic simulated oral sex you can probably get with a machine thanks to its suction cup creating a seal against your body with three intensities to explore. After the seal is set, just sit back and enjoy the powerful tongue attachment's nine licking modes getting sloppy with your clit (or nips or other places you want licked). Pro-tip: don't be stingy with the lube when you play with this one!
Promising reviews: "This thing is insane. It feels incredible and has different settings you can try. There is a strong suction but I really like the tongue part. It's seriously almost, if not better, than the real thing. 👅" —Rosemary
"I decided to give this a try after not being satisfied with some of the other 'popular' toys and man I'm mad I even wasted money on anything else. I'm very big on oral stimulation and this gets the job done. The tongue is soft and big enough to feel like the real thing but not too rough even on higher speeds, as I've experienced with some other toys in the past. The suction is pleasant but strong so be careful lol. It's easy to clean and the battery life LASTS! I misplaced my charger and it lasted months on a single charge. Of course this will vary depending on how long and often you use it, but in my case I didn't need prolonged sessions cause it was effective quite quickly. If you are debating on trying, just go with it. You will not be disappointed." —Monique Wiggins
Get it from Amazon for $39.98+ (available in green and pink).
25. The Bi Stronic Fusion, which was featured on Netflix's How To Build A Sex Room, is a rabbit vibrator that combines the best of both worlds with a pulsing, thrusting shaft and "fluttering wings" to stimulate the clit for intense dual-action play.
There are eight speeds and eight patterns for up to 64 combinations to explore.
Promising review: "I have had this toy for three YEARS and it’s given me countless orgasms! It still works like the first day I got it and it’s been with me ever since... This dildo is the most amazing creation I ever experienced, I could be alone on an island for a year and literally only bring this toy with me. It’s helped me show my partners how I like it and be more sexy in the bedroom bringing in my favorite toy. This is the only dildo I had until last week (I finally went to go try something new) and still I think this one is the best. I call it my Prince Charming. 😂😂😂" —Kiki
Get it from Fun Factory (available in three colors) or Amazon for $199.99 (only available in purple).
26. An 11.5" body-safe fisting toy that's realistic in size and shape, and only gets weird when you think about the fact that it's a dismembered arm...but, like, it'll reach your sweet spot.
Promising reviews: "Inserts nicely, very magical, we are getting married soon, unfortunately I can't seem to get the ring on her finger." —tim allshouse
"Perfect for a kinky experience that can, after practice, open new realms of pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the fingers are flexible enough to be comfortable even during rough use. The 'duckbill' design is easier to tolerate than the closed fist models." —R. Adams
Get it from Amazon for $29.63+ (available in three colors).
27. An adjustable aluminum sex machine — it's expensive, but it can be converted into several positions including missionary, doggy, and cowgirl, so you can enjoy your dildo hands-free thanks to its quiet and powerful turbine motor.
This version is plug-in and includes an 8.5-inch silicone dildo, but you can get a wireless and even remote-control version, as well! Check out these additional attachments for play, such as a suction cup attachment for use with *any* suction cup dildo, a vibrator clamp for any toy that's long enough to fit, and a 12-inch extender in case you want to be further from the machine!
Promising review: "Wow. Wow. Wow. I got it three days ago and I've already used to nine times. This is infinitely better than the real thing. I used it with two 10-inch dildos. I started out really slow with the 10-inch and didn't plan on turning it past half power. I went at it for a solid ten minutes before I... and when I went to turn it off I accidentally turned it up full power. My butt is never gonna be the same!!!" —Benson
Get it from Amazon for $399.99 (available in 13 styles).
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