Geno Auriemma Touches A Rival Coach's Butt To "Teach Her A Lesson"

    That's how Auriemma explained it, anyway. Really! His words!

    This incredible photograph captures UConn women's basketball coach Geno Auriemma slapping the buttocks of Baylor coach Kim Mulkey last night.

    There's got to be an explanation for this. Bad camera angle, misunderstanding — he wouldn't just touch a colleague's butt, right? Right?!

    Here's the inside story, courtesy of Rich Elliot at CTnews.com.

    Oh, okay, that makes perfect sense. Thanks for clearing everything up.

    Just kidding. What the hell, man???

    H/T Connecticut Post