1. Expectation: When you tell your hairdresser to just take off an inch.
Reality:
2. Expectation: When you swipe right on Tinder fully expecting a match notification.
Reality:
3. Expectation: Playing your jam, completely unaware that you downloaded the clean version.
Reality:
4. Expectation: When someone offers you grapes but doesn't tell you that they bought the kind with seeds.
Reality:
5. Expectation: When someone takes a photo of you with the flash on in broad daylight.
Reality:
6. Expectation: When multiple people are taking photos of you at the same time and you don't know where to look.
Reality:
7. Expectation: When you get in an elevator and it goes down before it goes up.
8. Expectation: When you throw yourself on a couch thinking it's going to be soft but it's actually not.
Reality:
9. Expectation: Everyone telling you that you've grown up into a beautiful young lady.
Reality:
10. Expectation: When someone tells you you look like that one famous person.
Reality:
11. Expectation: Singing along to the radio but starting on the wrong verse.
