Buzz·Posted on Jan 13, 201817 Hella Funny Tweets From This Week That You Should Send To Your Homegirls ASAP"I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is belcalis almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating."by Patrice PeckBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. keamon @thomaskeamon I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is belcalis almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating 04:56 AM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jemele Hill @jemelehill “Why do you always ....” Black women: 06:50 PM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Astead @AsteadWesley Don Lemon 2012 vs Don Lemon 2018 05:16 AM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Darren Fleet @FleetDarren DEAR BLACK PPL WHAT DAY IS THE LAST DAY TO SHOP H&M? 06:14 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 🇭🇹Jessie Woo🇭🇹 @Jessiewoo_ My Boyfriend: “Imma kill ya shit later” Me, when it’s “later” and I’m ready to get my shit killed but he’s asleep:… https://t.co/9ATsJ9mTme 10:26 PM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. pilot jones🌦 @saiIormood #BlackHogwarts harry when voldemort tries to kill him as a baby 11:52 PM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. indie @INDIEWASHERE any girl: he- me: 04:42 PM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. virgo @allmenaintshit How I sleep knowing that the lord has watched everything that men have done to me and they’re all gonna burn in hell 05:32 PM - 07 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 10K Des Curry. 📸 @Des_Fly me & my gas light looking at each other 03:47 PM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Daniela @Duhnielo my girl called me crying cos her man broke up with her so Im at Target about to buy her wine & shit & I see her sna… https://t.co/YyX6IrcgC6 09:37 PM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Moise Morancy @moisemorancy ME ON TWITTER LAST WEEK: “Black culture is randomly saying “God is good” and an old Black woman pops out of nowhere… https://t.co/9Yk3eZC95R 06:17 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. CiCi Adams @CiCiAdams_ Y’all: “Black women are gonna save the world! They’re gonna fix everything!” BW: 06:50 PM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Blanket Jackson @steenfox Y'all finna be at work tomorrow like... 03:47 AM - 08 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. adam @brokeangeI ants when i drop a hot cheeto on the ground 08:10 AM - 11 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ♕ @dropoutofschool When a fatass raindrop hits your head 03:03 PM - 12 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite