Buzz·Posted on 2 Jul 2014The 16 Most Annoying People You Meet In Every British ParkJust put the bongos down.by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail It's summer. It's time for wankers to descend on parks everywhere. These include: View this photo on Instagram 16. The dog people. 15. Anyone who does business meetings or networking in the park. Peter McLaughlin @pjmclaugh People sitting down near you in the park and talking on their cell phones is one of the most annoying things ever in world history. 09:10 PM - 14 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Yoga people. 13. People with unruly children who won't stop screaming or hurting each other somehow. 12. Trendy young people drinking Red Stripe and talking about how they love 90s things. View this photo on Instagram 11. People who are in FAR too good physical condition to be showing off their bodies in public. 10. Masochists who do military fitness classes led by a shouty instructor. 9. The "hey let's put a tightrope between these trees for some reason" people. View this photo on Instagram 8. The overly amorous couple who are stretching public decency laws to their most extreme limits. 7. A couple having a passionate argument, containing phrases like "I just don't know where we're at anymore." 6. People who play frisbee in an ever-increasing circle around you so it always flies JUST ABOVE your head. View this photo on Instagram 5. People who do a wee anywhere they want. 4. Jugglers. View this photo on Instagram 3. People who do poi (those things on the end of strings that swing around your head). View this photo on Instagram 2. Guitar people, with their meandering plonky noise. View this photo on Instagram 1. Bongo people. Ben Judge @benjudge23 I wonder if the dickhead who brings bongos to the park thinks to himself: "Everyone's gonna love this!" 02:55 PM - 01 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite angry artwork @artworkmagnetic So these hippies have plotted up in the park behind my house and are now hitting bongos badly... If this is what summer does you can keep it 01:55 PM - 23 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant "I really like the sound of that guy playing his bongos in the park." – No one ever 08:17 PM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Mark Gristock @Mark_Gristock Bongos in the park. Reminds me of all those parties I used to go to when we'd say "I hope those pricks with Bongos don't turn up." 02:21 PM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Jared Logan @JaredLogan I feel like relentlessly playing bongos in the park all day non-stop isn't getting me any closer to a music career. 06:47 PM - 14 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Rad @spaceruben Somebody just showed up to the park with bongos. Time to get out of here. 12:14 AM - 05 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite spencer hickman @spencerhickman Wishing a slow painful death to the bongo players in the park. fucking bongos #hatelivingoffbricklane 09:30 PM - 10 Jul 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF