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This missive, from a retired drunken sailor.
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When this letters page editor lost the will to live.
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This unhappy shopper in York.
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This romantic gesture.
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You can always trust Viz readers.
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This international aid expert and Daily Mail reader.
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This contender for the best thing ever sent to The Sun's Dear Deidre column.
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This short and to-the-point letter to The Daily Telegraph in 1913.
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This teenage diary entry from 1969, with its keen sense of history.
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Coffee drinkers = "poncey divs".
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This depressing cat news.
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H Moody, who is frightened of the rat apocalypse.
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This charming note about cheese dreams.
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This Kim Jong-Un fan.
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When someone wrote this really concise letter about Barnet FC.
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This terrifically important letter.
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You can always rely on "Eggy Pump" to say something profound.
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Whoever tried to link a (not entirely true) story about a massive shark to the UK's immigration story.
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When this person compared Mumford and Sons to a horde of invading Nazis.
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This person alerted The Daily Telegraph to the great Dijon vs pigeon debate.
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Whe this person apologised for an embarrassing Victoria Sponge Incident.
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When this slightly sarcastic Times reader asked about Kate Middleton.