Buzz·Posted on 16 Jun 201425 Times Subtitles Failed So Magnificently They Almost WonYou had one job, subtitle people.by Patrick SmithBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Happy Chinese New Year to one and all, from the BBC. Tina Daheley @TinaDaheley When subtitles go wrong... #ChineseNewYear 11:30 PM - 31 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The Royal Cabbage makes its annual appearance. Andy Taylor @andytuk Budget cuts hit the Royal Family transport budget. 09:50 AM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Poor Fraser. 4. Sadly, this doesn't actualy work. You're better off with a defibrillator really. Stroppy Ambo Woman @Stroppyambo Letter from today's Times. Excellent #subtitlefail 11:27 AM - 03 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Pig farming: a dangerous business. 6. From flotation device to Olympic swimmer – what a journey. 7. Conk = British slang for nose. Cock = cock. Jesse @mankybam When subtitles attack! (Apparently the subtitler was not familiar with Brit accent "conk" meaning nose.) 06:31 PM - 19 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When diet advice spills over into family planning advice. John Lloyd @John_Lloyd Helpful family planning advice from the BBC News channel - the natural option? #subtitlefail @BBCNews 05:24 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The great snickers vs sniggering debacle. 10. Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov? Close enough. Jeremy Nicholl @Russian_Photos RT @PaulLewis: When person writing subtitles hasn't heard of Russian For Min Sergei Lavrov <-Best caption #fail ever! 09:44 AM - 08 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Manchester United player Adnan Januzaj? That'll do. The Poke @ThePoke MOTD subtitles operator struggling with Adnan Januzaj's name: (via @MrChrisNeilson) 07:30 PM - 16 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Benedict Cumberbatch? I mean, it's not that far off. Кати @farmfeatures How to spell Benedict Cumberbatch according to BBC subtitles 08:06 PM - 19 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Won't SOMEONE think of the hobbits in this god-damn war!? Danielle Atkinson @RoxyMartinique Bit of a subtitle fail from the BBC... Nobody tell Bilbo, he won't be happy. #poorhobbit 06:09 PM - 04 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This thrilling tennis commentary. 15. *Gulp* Chris Ratcliffe @ratcliffechris “@joehealy1971: I knew times were bad, but... #subtitlefail ” 06:46 AM - 17 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. That time the Doctor was angry with his bow-tie. 17. Or when he was trembling with emotion. 18. When a colobus monkey added some real atmosphere to subtitling. 19. Yeah, these are not the Romulans you're looking for. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. When good footballers go bad. Wendy Bradley @wendybradley Footballing cannibals! "Went on to eat their opponents..." #subtitlefail 06:12 PM - 01 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. No one knows how this one happened. Jak Hurley @Jakarinho #subtitlefail #skysport @SkySports @Ofcom Fernando Torres IRA? 08:03 PM - 27 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Play that funky mystery music, white boy. 23. That time the subtitlers really helped you to understand what's going on. 24. Or when they got the placement of the caption JUST right. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 25. Thanks, subtitle people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF