21 Inane Baby Products For Questionable Parents

Thankfully, babies are too adorably clueless to understand what they're being subjected to.

1. The Snotsucker

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Here's how it works.

While gross in theory, this little tool is actually handy and fairly popular.

2. High Heels

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Well, if Tori Spelling believes in them, they're obviously a grand idea. By a company called "Heelarious."

3. Bacon-Flavored Infant Formula

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A huge tub is only $19.99.

4. Potty Trainer iPad Holder

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5. The Crib Dribbler

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So you can feed your baby like a hamster.

6. A Crib Tent

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So the cat doesn't eat your baby.

7. The Bathroom Babykeeper

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Only $39.99!

8. Baby Bangs

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Really makes you wonder why Urban Outfitters hasn't opened a baby outpost yet.

9. A Crying Analyzer

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This baby is only 42% satisfied with the job you're doing. $48.51 from Amazon.com.

10. The Daddle

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Get it here.

11. The Bite Counter

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For the micromanaging parent.

12. Baby Bomb Shelter

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#dark

13. The Thudguard

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The fins on top add aerodynamics to your baby's movements. Get it here.

14. Giant Hand Pillows That "Conform to Your Baby's Body"

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Get it here.

15. Paper High Chair

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For the sustainable baby.

16. The Po-Knee

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17. The Baby Butt Fan

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For the easy, breezy, carefree baby.

18. The Poop Alarm

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Alert the world! Get it here.

19. The Crumb Cap

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Designed by a mother to "prevent her toddler from squishing food in her hair during meals." Get it here.

20. Bottle Holder

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Also doubles as a baby paraglider.

21. Breastfeeding Bra for Men

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