11 Reasons Fluffy Cows Are The New Micropigs

Lautner Farms has bred a herd of fluffy cows. These cows totally shouldn't be a thing, but they are… And we want one.

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Via lautnerfarms.com

It takes the farmers two hours and an entire can of hairspray to get them looking this good…

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When they walk it's hard to believe they're animals, not two people in cow suits…

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They're each given a blow dry with a special cow hairdryer before a show.

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Fluffy cow + fluffy bull = FLUFFY CALVES

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They don't need a special outfit to go and play out in the snow

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Admit it… You want to rub your face on their one's flanks…

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Like us, they have bad hair days…

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They're the perfect bedtime animal - glass of milk and a teddy bear.

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You get all the joys of a llama - but no spittle in your face.

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They're good with children (not roast potatoes and gravy).

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Whether you like…

Blondes…

Brunettes…

…Or redheads…

There's something for everybody.