“My bully became a professional football player in the NFL. I get to watch him on TV now. Yay.”
"One doesn’t matter much at all; the other is the thing that matters most of all..."
"They wanted me to suffer, and they took it so far that my company's legal, HR, and security teams even got involved..."
When you're on your own, you get the freedom to roam, discover new artists, and uncover hidden gems, all at your own pace.
"To outsiders, we were drug-obsessed, selfish, deadbeat jerks. That's so not true! We respect the space and each other. We offer water, even tampons, to each other. We look out for one another."
"Back then, I didn't see myself living past my late 20s. ... I'm glad I stuck it out."
I've long wondered who the hell is even attending Coachella and how they can even afford it. So, this year, I decided to ask around...
It's intimidating to talk to strangers on public transportation, but approaching them with interest in what they were reading broke down any barriers.
Only three fans I met were able to buy tickets through the original sale. Everyone else got theirs through resale — the average price paid was almost $700.
"I sued my landlord. That's why I pay $2,000 instead of $3,000."
"I realized I could still give my beautiful wife of 17 amazing years the life she deserved, with a man that wasn’t living a divided life."
"If he would have been honest with me, and not gaslighted me when I knew something was up, we might have been able to work through it."
"It's my fault that you can no longer skip to the end of training videos at Wendy's."
"It dawned on me one day: Not only was he not sleeping in our bed anymore, but he hadn't in two years. I realized that we'd become just roommates who coparented."
"He did it so gently, and I didn’t know what to do with myself."
"When I've hit a wall, eating this simple meal helps me feel better about my choices, which in turn helps me feel better emotionally."
"I saw a man walk into my apartment right before I did. I went to introduce myself to the visitor. My roommates had no idea who I was talking about."
"Not being able to share humor with the person that you're with is such a deal breaker for me."
"I was furious that she refused to be a team player. So, I emptied the patient's urinal bottle all over the floor and toilet."
"Can we control the flow speed of our pee? Yes. Direction? No."
