16 Things Not To Order During A First Date

Because first impressions count.

1. Spaghetti and meatballs

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You are not Lady, and he is not Tramp

2. Or ramen noodles

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Slurp-a-derp

3. Anything with garlic in it

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He's no vampire, but no one likes a garlic-breath

4. Really spicy food

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Unless you can handle it, airing your tongue out is not a turn-on

5. Just a side of salad

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Live a little

6. Something that's big enough to be shared

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or a lot...

7. Lobsters, crabs, mussels... Anything that requires you to use pliers to eat

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8. Baby back ribs

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Unless your from the South, GET OUTTA HERE!

9. Tacos, Burritos, Fajitas

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Save them for your drunchies

10. Double patty burgers that don't fit in your mouth

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You won't be able to eat them with your hands anyway... classy ladies eat with their fork and knife

11. Anything pesto

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Is there food stuck in my teeth?

12. Ice cream in a cone

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13. The most expensive thing on the menu

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Unless he's your sugar daddy

14. A bottle instead of a glass

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It's not a race, it's a marathon

15. Beans beans beans

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The more you eat, the more you toot.

16. Something you cannot pronounce

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French food is overrated anyway