I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut.
And eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I want a girl with the right allocations.
Who's fast and thorough.
And sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelry.
She's putting up her hair.
She's touring the facility.
And picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt...
...and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity.
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice.
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
She is fast and thorough.
And sharp as a tack.
She's touring the facility.
And picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt...
and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket.
(trumpet solo)
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation.
I want a girl with good dividends.
At Citibank we will meet accidentally.
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest.
She wants a car that will get her there.
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen.
She's trading her MG...
...for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
I want a girl with a short skirt...
...and a lonnnnng, long jacket.
