10 Things That Only Really Rich People Would Have

Darling, I MUST have that.

1. iPhone Pillow

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Why not just leave your iPhone on the cold, hard table? Give it a pillow! But get this: it's not even a real pillow; it's just concrete molded into a pillow. And it's valued at $68.00.

2. Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth

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Just when you thought Bluetooths were on their way out, they now come in diamond encrusted style! Valued at $50,000!

3. Goldplated Staples

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Obviously, Donald Trump is using these on the reg. Just for all of those every day fancy documents that need stapling. Valued at $175.

4. Louis Vuitton Skateboard

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No stickers needed. You have all the swag you may need to shred up those half pipes in your private pool/tennis court/estate. Get it for only $8,250. Comes with a trunk too if that makes it a better deal.

5. Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum

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Be sure to actually look like you vacuum. Let your maid have the ugly one. Put the pretty one out for show and to match your outfit. Electrolux makes this for $18,993.

6. Crocodile Skin Umbrella

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Sure, just let an innocent animal to protect your Louboutins from the rain. Steve Irwin would be so proud. Rings in for $50,000. Oh and sorry, ladies: this is only sold to men.

7. Orchard Ladder

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I don't even have something witty. Why is this necessary and valued at $1,320?

8. Sauna Box

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Just for those travelling sauna needs. Perfectly reasonable, right? Only $41,000.

9. Arrow

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That's it. It's literally just an arrow. For $95.00. I'll just make one myself, thanks.

10. 22 Carat Gold Toilet Paper

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Not only is this worth $1,376,900 but it comes delivered with a bottle of champs. Kimye must be drooling.