1. For when you got a little carried away:
2. For when things just...didn't quite work out:
3. For when you didn't quite make it:
4. For when you did things in the heat of the moment that you regret:
5. For when you weren't an ideal roommate:
6. For when you might have messed up, maybe?
7. For when you weren't careful enough:
8. For when this happened:
9. For when you let something slip:
10. For when you missed your target:
11. For when you didn't know your own strength:
12. For when you got a little confused:
13. Or very confused:
14. For when something just...happened:
15. For when you couldn't resist:
16. For when you made a rash suggestion:
17. For that time of the month:
18. For when you definitely misread the situation:
19. For when you weren't a great friend:
20. For the fajitas:
21. For when your aim wasn't so great:
22. For when you weren't on the same page:
23. For when things got out of hand:
24. For when your judgment was off:
25. For when you shouldn't have gotten involved:
26. For when things happen that are outside your control:
27. For when mistakes were made:
28. For when you failed as a pet owner:
29. And most important of all, for when you were a cranky buttface:
