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The road signs take a personal interest in you.
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They understand your struggles.
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They have high self-esteem but still care about you.
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They're pious, within reason.
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They want you to save lives, but somewhere else, please.
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There are even road signs that double as alarm clocks!
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They're heteronormative sometimes, but they mean well.
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They dispense advice through wordplay, because they know you like that.
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Seriously, ALL about the rhyming.
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Basically Nobel Prize-winning poets.
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They use their rhymes to drop all sorts of knowledge, even about the heavy stuff.
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Droppin' truth bombs AND rhyme bombs.
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The Shakespeares of signage.
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"It is not rally, enjoy the valley." #poetry
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Alliteration is another favorite literary technique.
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They're supportive, but still keep your crazy dreams in check.
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While driving, you might learn a few things about the animal kingdom.
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"Be Mr. Late, better than Late Mr." TRUE FACT.
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They care about your marital success.
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Such masterful pun-work!
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They consider you a bro!
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...Sometimes even more than just a friend.
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They remind you which side of the road to drive on... While testing your logic skills.
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Wouldn't want to lose your elbow, right? PHEW good thing you saw this sign!
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Wouldn't wanna go to jail either!
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They'll make sure you "enjoy the nature charming"!
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They'll keep you safe, law-abiding, alive.
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And, more than anything, they'll always keep you entertained.
