Animals·Posted on 28 Apr 201719 Tweets About Dogs That Are Funny, Pure, And Just So Goddamn True"[me passing literally any dog] wow there it is, the world's best dog."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Josh @iwearaonesie [leaving for work] *gives wife a quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog* 01:10 PM - 18 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott [jumps in Uber] ME: HURRY I'M LATE UBER: [starts driving] ME: PULL OVER HERE [jumps out, pets dog] ME: [jumps back in] GO GO GO 03:27 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. beth mccoll @imteddybless [me passing literally any dog] wow there it is,, the world's best dog 03:03 PM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lazy dog @LaziestCanine [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you 12:32 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin when you see a dog across the street and it's crossing and walking towards you 10:06 PM - 08 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. k e e t 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato wife: "no one will remember dont worry" me: "ok" [2 mins into my high school reunion] guy: "yo are you the dude that brought a dog to prom?" 02:04 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott what do you call a friend that doesn't like dogs? you don't 05:34 PM - 21 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to...pet it for like 40 minutes 07:07 PM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin I always wanna go up to ppl's dogs & say "OMG I'm such a huge fan of your work. I've been following it since over there." *points 7 ft away* 12:31 AM - 13 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Paolo, A Wife Fucker @mattytalks This is the first good thing I've ever seen in the moments tab 04:36 AM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. David Hughes @david8hughes [wakes up from 45 year coma] Me: my dog better not be dead 01:32 PM - 12 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Valerie @ValeeGrrl My parents' dog is getting the functional childhood I never had. 09:10 PM - 27 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Baby Bionic Swayze @buhsbaby_baby No you can't sit there my dog might sit there. 05:18 PM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mike Primavera @primawesome I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores. 03:13 AM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tony @Tmoney68 Me: This has been the worst day. Nothing can fix this. *dog climbs on sofa, puts head in my lap* M: I have never been happier in my life. 07:02 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jessie @NicCageMatch Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!" 03:43 PM - 10 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. The Robfather™ @thatUPSdude Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk. 08:08 PM - 06 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Pryce @nickpryce4 When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs 03:29 PM - 27 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. emily angelica @existentiaIly dog: me: i would die for you 06:07 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite